the morning cram [keep it secret edition]

There's a rumor quietly circulating in secret circles that the University of Kentucky Wildcats won the NCAA National Championship. But you didn't hear it from me. 

NPR reports the Wildcats are national champs for the first time since 1998, and UK fans did not go quietly into the night.

Kentucky ~ Education officials are moving fast on a no-name fund foundation.

Illinois ~ Officials look at closing super max prison. The lottery paid off big for schools too. Quinn announces tornado aid.

Tennessee ~ Henry County Patriots are Grand Marshall. Haslam could sign off on less monkeys, and more belts.