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The Oddly Informative News Quiz from NPR

The Peabody Award-winning show, Wait Wait…Don't Tell Me!, uses current stories (from the global to the ridiculous) for questions and comedy. Host Peter Sagal, along with official judge and scorekeeper Carl Kasell, leads a rotating panel of comedians, humorists and journalists, listener contestants and celebrity guests through a comic review of the week’s news. Contestants vie for the most coveted prize in all of public radio: a custom-recorded greeting by Kasell for their voicemail.

Each week, Sagal quizzes the panelists and listeners to determine just how closely they paid attention to the week's news. He serves up questions in all forms: lightning rounds, tape from NPR news shows, multiple choice, identify the “fake” stories, and fill-in-the-blank limericks. Listeners call 888-WAIT-WAIT for a chance to win the show’s coveted prize: a custom-recorded greeting by Carl Kasell for their home answering machine or voicemail.

One of the most popular segments is “Who's Carl This Time?,” in which Kasell recites quotes from the week’s newsmakers as contestants guess who he is impersonating. The show’s “Not My Job” segment, when famous people are quizzed on subjects about which they know absolutely nothing, has attracted such names as President Barack Obama (okay, he was Senator Obama at the time…), Tom Hanks, Senior White House Advisor David Axelrod and comedian Stephen Colbert.

A rotating trio of witty panelists completes the Wait Wait team. They include author and humorist Roy Blount, Jr., advice columnist Amy Dickinson, Washington Post columnist Roxanne Roberts, writer and performer Adam Felber, author P.J. O’Rourke, comedian Paula Poundstone and humorist Mo Rocca.

Wait Wait…Don’t Tell Me! is a co-production of NPR and Chicago Public Radio. The program debuted nationally in 1998 and quickly established itself as a weekend favorite.

Visit the show’s Web site at waitwait.npr.org to take the weekly news quiz, download the weekly podcast, find out what newsmaker personality you most resemble, or find a local station and broadcast time.

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Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
8:13 am
Sat July 11, 2015

Lightning Fill In The Blank

Originally published on Sat July 11, 2015 10:25 am

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PETER SAGAL, HOST:

Now, on to our final game, Lightning Fill In The Blank. Each of our players will have 60 seconds in which to answer as many fill-in-the-blank questions as they can. Each correct answer now worth two points. Bill, can you give us the scores?

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Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
8:13 am
Sat July 11, 2015

Limericks

Originally published on Sat July 11, 2015 10:25 am

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Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
10:22 am
Sat July 4, 2015

San Diego Animal Ambassador 'ZooKeeper Rick' Plays Not My Job

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10:22 am
Sat July 4, 2015

Bluff The Listener

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BILL KURTIS, BYLINE: From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is WAIT WAIT ...DON'T TELL ME, the NPR News quiz. I'm Bill Kurtis. And here is your host at the Chase Bank Auditorium in Chicago, Ill., Peter Sagal.

PETER SAGAL, HOST:

Thank you, Bill.

(APPLAUSE)

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10:22 am
Sat July 4, 2015

Veterinarian Kevin Fitzgerald Plays Not My Job

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When we talk about animals on this show, we have to talk about the greatest veterinarian ever who appeared on our show in August of 2007.

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Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
8:31 am
Sat June 27, 2015

Prediction

Originally published on Sat June 27, 2015 10:45 am

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PETER SAGAL, HOST:

Now, panel, what will angry Antonin Scalia say next? Alonzo Bodden.

ALONZO BODDEN: #whatever.

(LAUGHTER)

SAGAL: Maz Jobrani.

MAZ JOBRANI: In his next angry dissent Justice Antonin Scalia will say oh, no you didn't.

(LAUGHTER)

SAGAL: And Paula Poundstone.

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Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
8:31 am
Sat June 27, 2015

Lightning Fill In The Blank

Originally published on Sat June 27, 2015 10:45 am

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Transcript

PETER SAGAL, HOST:

Now on to our final game, Lightning Fill In The Blank. Each of our players will have 60 seconds in which to answer as many fill-in-the-blank questions as they can, each correct answer now worth two points. Bill, can you give us the scores?

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Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
8:31 am
Sat June 27, 2015

Limericks

Originally published on Sat June 27, 2015 10:45 am

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PETER SAGAL, HOST:

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Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
8:54 am
Sat June 20, 2015

Prediction

Originally published on Sat June 20, 2015 10:05 am

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PETER SAGAL, HOST:

Now, panel, who will Donald Trump pick as his running mate as he goes on to glory? Luke Burbank.

LUKE BURBANK: Whoever it is, they need to vet them really well because this person will be one hairpiece away from the presidency.

(LAUGHTER)

SAGAL: Faith Salie.

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Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
8:54 am
Sat June 20, 2015

Lightning Fill In The Blank

Originally published on Sat June 20, 2015 10:05 am

Copyright 2015 NPR. To see more, visit http://www.npr.org/.

Transcript

PETER SAGAL, HOST:

Now on to our final game, Lightning Fill in the Blank. Each of our players will have 60 seconds in which to answer as many fill-in-the-blank questions as he or she can. Each correct answer, now worth two points. Bill, can you give us the scores?

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