the morning cram [now those are some golden arches edition]

I hope I look that good when I'm 75. (I know, it's a suspension bridge)

NPR reports the Golden Gate Bridge turns 75 this weekend.

Kentucky ~ Our own bridge is open today...who wants to go first? A fugitive was lured into arrest by a facebook profile (that's just like a fake woman). 

Tennessee ~ It's going to be pretty this weekend. Need a job? Help is on the way.