the morning cram [I don't think it's gonna fit edition]

If you have trouble carrying it, it's probably not a carry on.

NPR reports as more fliers carry on their luggage to avoid bag fees, airlines will try to accommodate with larger overhead bins.

Kentucky ~  Lawmakers are cracking down on metal thieves (if it ain't bolted down). A Marshall County principal has resigned amidst rape charges. For some, being at home is like being in prison (at least in the eyes of the law). 

Illinois ~ Apparently FEMA covers hurricanes, not tornadoes. Legislators may not be able to give college hand-outs anymore.  

Tennessee ~ Lawmakers are trying to repeal the "death tax".